Wednesday, October 14, 2026

Review: Death At Swaythling Court by J. J. Connington (1926)

by Mary

Colonel Sanderstead of the Manor awaits the arrival of his young friend Jimmy Leigh to play golf on the Manor's private course. Jimmy is a talented young mechanic and inventor with a lab in his home and recently constructed what is claimed to be a lethal ray capable of killing without leaving any mark.

The cast includes the colonel's nephew Cyril Norton, who is to marry Jimmy's sister Stella when her divorce is finalised a few weeks hence. Then there's William Hubbard. a wholesaler dealer in artificial perfume, suspected war profiteer, and ardent butterfly collector. He is also a bad 'un disliked by more than one local resident, having been overly familiar with local girls and unkind to intelligently challenged villager "Sappy" Morton.

Events begin to unfold when Jimmy dines with the colonel, who senses something is wrong, and then leaves for an appointment with Hubbard. Next morning the village is agog on hearing Hubbard stands accused of blackmail but it is too late to arrest him. He has been murdered. The plot unspools to include a burning candle in a room with its light still on, a profane parrot, an allegedly haunted shop, a rifled safe, a damaged tyre, and an item that should be there but isn't. Not to mention the involvement of the Green Devil, which local legend has it foretells someone will die.

This novel features what at first glance appears to be a simpler plot than other of Connington's works but what seems obvious at the beginning is soon turned on its head. As Colonel Standerstead remark; the dead man was not one of them but was that any reason to do away with him? Well, as it turns out a number of people had strong grievances against the dead man that in the right circumstances could lead to violence. A particularly clever twist clears a character I had ignored as a suspect so I award this debut novel a B+.

E-text: Death At Swaythling Court

Nemesis at Raynham Parva (aka Grim Vengeance) by J. J. Conningham (1929)

by Mary

Late at night Sir Clinton Driffield is on his way to visit his sister Mrs Anne Thornaby of Fern Lodge near the titular village. His headlights suddenly pick out a car with two men engaged in a vicious fight beside it. A woman with a suitcase stands nearby. The donnybrook ends when he stops and the victor drives off. So does the trounced man after the woman refuses his command to get into his car. She will not accept a lift or any sort of help from Sir Clinton and waits at the roadside until he departs.

Shocking news awaits him at Fern Lodge. Despite general expectations his niece Elsie would marry Rex Brandon she's gone off and married Argentinian Vicente Francia without telling anyone. Needless to say her mother is terribly upset but even so the couple are staying at Fern Lodge until they depart for his home country. Three friends of Elsie's who will be traveling with them are also in residence. There's Estelle Scotswood, one of her oldest friends, who will accompany the couple so Elsie will have an English companion while settling into her new home, and sisters Noreen and Linda Anstruther, a musical duo who'll stay with the newly-weds before taking up appearances arranged by Francia.

Next morning more startling news arrives. During the night a local constable had come across the wreck of one of the cars involved in the incident Sir Clinton witnessed, the driver's body lying not far off. Local farmer's son Teddy Barford stands beside it, covered in blood. Quick-tempered Teddy had threatened the dead man, who'd offered to take Teddy's sweetheart to London on the grounds she could do better for herself there, the absolute cad. Not to mention Teddy told the constable he'd settled the score he had against the dead man and had been arrested on the spot.

The narrative steadily darkens, ultimately forming a tangle including more than one person with a motive for murder. Both genders smoke a great deal -- note gentlemen always asked permission to light up! -- and a box of matches forms a pivotal turning point in an increasingly complex plot More deaths, the white slave trade, an undercover agent with the League of Nations, a seemingly unsolvable moral and ethical dilemma, a quest for revenge, and the architecture of Fern Lodge all play their parts in the mystery. I did not guess whodunnit and was amazed when the culprit was revealed. I acknowledge this fact by awarding Nemesis at Raynham Parva an A.

E-text: Nemesis at Raynham Parva

Review: Maigret at the Coroner's

by Eric

After an evening of drinking, five young servicemen and a girl drive out of town and into the countryside. Members of the party leave and return to the car, or fail to return, in various combinations. After a night of drunken comings and goings, which none of those involved agree upon when questioned, the girl is found dead on railroad tracks near the highway, having been struck by a train.

Who is responsible for the death? If anyone. Was it an accident or murder?

Georges Simenon is one of my favorite authors and over the years I've read a lot of his Inspector Maigret mysteries, dipping into them at random. Recently I've embarked on a project -- a snail-paced one -- to read all 75 Maigret novels in chronological order. I just finished the 32nd book, Maigret at the Coroner's. It's a very unusual entry in the series.

For one thing the setting isn't Paris or its environs. The countryside where the mysterious death takes place isn’t even that of France but rather the desert outside Tuscon, Arizona. Simenon wrote the book in 1949 while living in Tuscon during a ten year stay in North American which saw him moving all over the continent accompanied by a bewildering assortment of wives and mistresses.

A further peculiarity is that Maigret takes no part in unraveling the case. In an earlier book, The Madman of Bergerac, Maigret is confined to bed after being shot and depends largely on Madam Maigret to conduct interviews and search for clues but he does direct the investigation. That isn’t true here. The French detective, touring America to observe policing methods, is merely an observer during an inquest lasting several days. Rather than exploring feotid alleyways and seedy bars in the less savory neighborhoods of Paris he's stuck in a stifling Arizona courtroom.

He is not, however, a passive observer. He analyzes the conflicting testimony, observes the demeanor of witnesses and is silently frustrated when the prosecution fails to ask questions that seem obvious to him.

When court isn't in session, Maigret talks to several people connected to the girl's death. He does so informally, for his own edification, out of intellectual curiosity. Eventually he reaches what appears to be the correct conclusion in the case (is that really a spoiler?) -- the same conclusion reached by local law enforcement without any input from their foreign visitor.

So Maigret at the Coroner's is a detective novel without much detecting but for me it was just as compelling as any of the more typical books in the series. It still contains all the elements that I enjoy in a Maigret.

Authors like Agatha Christie and John Dickson Carr present complex puzzles like locked rooms and exotic poisons. Simenon's puzzles are the most complicated and baffling puzzles of all -- human beings.

Maigret believes that when he comes to understand the people connected to the victim, their relationships and motivations and their environment the identity of the murderer will become clear. So instead of searching for clues in the usual sense he immerses himself in the victim's world. Simenon's descriptions of human nature and the strange and desperate predicaments it can lead people into interests me most. In this novel it is fascinating to watch Maigret piece together the various characters' stories, even though he is doing so for his own amusement. Maybe he should have a go at the mystery of the princes in the tower!

Another enticing feature of Maigret books is Simenon's brilliant but concise and never flowery descriptions of settings. Bleak, deserted streets and quays drenched in cold rain, dim lights shining from the grimy windows of dives long after midnight are themselves familiar characters. And far removed from hot, dry, mid-summer Arizona. Yet seen through the somewhat bewildered eyes of a middle aged French policeman these surroundings look as exotic as the noir byways of Paris.

I will also note that a stuffy courtroom might seem to be an uninspiring place to set a large part of a book but Simenon populates the room with interesting characters: a baliff who resembles an old testament prophet, a nursing mother, a black juror who appears more astute than the prosecutors.

Then there is the character of Maigret himself, not just his problem solving thought processes, but his human side. He is perplexed by America, chagrined that his FBI escort insists on calling him Jules, annoyed that the magistrate presides over the inquest in short sleeves rather than robes, amazed that everyone in America seems to own a car, and ashamed to admit he never learned to drive.

I wouldn't recommend reading Maigret at the Coroner's as an introduction to the series because it is unusual, but if you're a fan of Maigret put it on your list.

Sunday, August 16, 2026

Remembrance of Finnegan's Past

By Eric

Amateur sleuths are a staple of mystery fiction. From little old ladies with a talent for sleuthing, to bored aristocrats looking for recreation, to today's entrepreneurial types who somehow make a living selling chocolate muffins and still have time for investigations. Quite a few authors have decided that if fictional amateurs are good, amateur detectives who are historical figures are better. Machiavelli, Groucho Marx, Jane Austen, Teddy Roosevelt for instance. it might be easier to think of someone who hasn't been conscripted into the fictional gumshoe brigade. I admit this trend irritates me even more than the proliferation of cats in mysteries. The occasional feline or famous person is fine, but isn't enough enough?

The trend might have gotten out of hand in my opinion, but it isn't new. In the 1938 The Gracie Allen Murder Case S.S. Van Dine had George Burns' wacky sidekick help out detective Philo Vance. The very first mystery to feature a real historical person is arguably Mademoiselle de Scuderi: A Tale from the Times of Louis XIV by E.T.A. Hoffmann, published in 1820. The German author imagined the titular 17th century French poet trying to uncover a band of murderous thieves plaguing Paris.

As with Gracie Allen, Mademoiselle de Scuderi merely assisted the actual detectives. More recently we've seen a spate of mysteries in which usually highly unlikely personages team up to solve murders. I mean, the Bronte sisters? Really? Arthur Conan Doyle, perhaps, but with Oscar Wilde? It seems authors are currently competing to come up with the most freakish, outlandish, and implausible teams of historical figures as detectives.

With that in mind, I offer the following suggestions:

Murder on the Pequod
(A Captain Ahab Mystery)

Queequeg is found pinned to the main mast with his own harpoon. Is the culprit the quarrelsome young chief mate Starbuck, fellow harpooner Tashtego, or the sailor who wants to be called Ishmael (but may be someone else entirely)? It could be anyone on the ship. It's up to Captain Ahab (and the ship's cat) to find the murderer before he can strike again. Before time runs out, Ahab is forced to team up with his adversary the Great White Whale himself, Moby Dick.

Tricky Dick and the Pelvis Investigate
(A White House Mystery)

Elvis visits the White House to receive an honorary FBI badge but soon becomes a real investigator as he and President Richard Nixon (and the White House cat) race against time to find out who did in the First Lady, in the Oval Office, with the tape recorder. Their efforts put the sleuths in perilous situations. Will Elvis-the-Pelvis be able to avert a nuclear holocaust when the red telephone in the Oval Office rings? Can Tricky Dick cover for the KIng's absence from a D.C. stadium concert by performing Hound Dog? The fate of world may depend on it!

A Rat to Remember
(A Titanic Mystery)

Is the Titanic's collision with an iceberg a clever pretext to disguise the killing of someone aboard? Famous mystery writer Jaques Futrelle teams up with two rats -- a roguish ship's rat and an aristocratic little girl's demure pet -- to bring the murderer to justice. Rather than fleeing the sinking ship, the trio race against time to bring the murderer to justice. A thrilling tale told from the point of view of Mollie Brown's cat.

Remembrance of Finnegan's Past
{A Famous Authors Mystery)

Who killed Finnegan? And how was it done? Faced with a case no one can understand, The Royal Irish Constabulary call in those bloodhounds of bafflement, James Joyce and Marcel Proust. Could it have been something as simple as a poisoned madeleine? Probably not. Assisted by several of T.S. Elliot's Jellicle cats, the perplexing private eyes wander through an incomprehensible wasteland of clues and suspects, taking their time in twelve thrilling volumes.

And that's not even mentioning Mickey Spillane and Bennett Cerf (My Pun is Quick) or Arthur Conan Doyle, assisted by a band of fairies, the supernatural equivalent of the Baker Street Irregulars. Which I can't believe hasn't already been done but I don't have the heart to look it up.

Even Royalty Sometimes Do Their Own Laundry

By Mary

Since we last showed up, we've managed to finally tame our front-loader washer, an advanced appliance which weighs the contents of its drum and then supplies the amount of water it reckons should be used for the load . One disgruntled owner declared online his opinion was that front-loaders just dampened clothes and chucked them around a bit and at times we were tempted to agree with him.

Laundering has certainly trundled many miles down the pike since a time.when the traditional Monday wash day involved wash tubs and poss sticks, stiff-bristled scrubbing brushes, yellow laundry soap, and a mangle aka known as the poor man's piano. Drawing a bow at a venture, I suggest this is because fingers of necessity get close to the rollers -- and hopefully no further.

Mr Maywrite remembers how as a child he watched his elderly aunt assist his grandmother to make laundry soap. Its ingredients included lye and fat and the process involved boiling them together. When the witchy mixture cooled into solid form, it was cut into chunks and stored in a bucket in his grandparents' cellar until wash day rolled around again. Buying a jug of detergent these days is so much easier. .

We have yet to see The Odyssey but I for one am interested to see how it handles the sequence where, following a dream, the soon to be wed princess Nausicaa of Phæacia and her attendants hie themselves off to washing cisterns near the mouth of a river. It transpires the royal personage has brought along not only her own clothing but also that of her family members. Well, after placing their laundry in the cisterns the assembled company -- including Nausicaa herself commence trampling on the wet garments to cleanse them, a homely touch in a narrative devoted to high adventure, extensive travel, a touch of magic, and an absence from home for twenty years.

As we all know, moggies may look at monarchs but this scene clearly demonstrates, despite assumptions to the contrary, even royalty sometimes do their own laundry. Sadly, when we recently viewed the mid-fifties cinematic presentation of Ulysses starring Kirk Douglas and Anthony Quinn the laundering sequence was not included. Instead, it depicts the immediately following scene where Nausicaa meets shipwrecked Ulysses nearby.

It is therefore only right that the princess stands on one side of the coat of arms of the Worshipful Company of Launderers.* To my delight, the heraldic device depicts a mangle as well as three flat irons and a laundress with a dolly, an advanced form of our old poss stick**. I particularly enjoyed the inclusion of a cat, that well-known cleaner of self.

Subscribers may recall an essay relating how we toiled mightily to remove an old top-loading washer from Maywrite Towers. While it was an epic struggle between us and the Harvest Gold appliance, we were sorry to see its departure For one thing it was happy to employ any old detergent you cared to put into it whereas the instructions for our current appliance, a front-loader controlled by mini-computer, sniffily declares the machine was specifically designed to use High Efficiency detergent and only that type. Using the wrong sort might, among other horrors, lead to malfunctioning components, cycles taking longer, and over-sudsing. Home-made detergents are included in the warning and we have to wonder what Grandmama Mayer would have to say about that.

Mind you, our opinionated appliance provides an unexpected bonus. Watching clothing circling and twirling in a fantastic fandango past the washer door's window allows thoughts to wander hither and yon, occasionally leading to inspiration for newsletter essays.

As you see.

* Figure 15 depicts the coat of arms of the Worshipful Company of Launderers

https://www.theheraldrysociety.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/Goddard-Coat-of-Arms-2018-1.pdf

** Dolly on the left, poss stick on the far right. Our long since retired poss stick had a shorter handle.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Posser#/media/File:PuckMuseum24.JPG

Friday, August 14, 2026

The Crime at the Noah's Ark (1931) by Molly Thynne

by Mary

This Golden Age of Detection novel is set during Christmas week at the Noah's Ark, a former coaching inn currently chockablock with stranded travellers after a blizzard makes travel on overwhelmed rural roads impossible.

The large number of unexpected arrivals at Mr Girling's hostelry present a mixture of social and professional classes. Angus Stuart is independently wealthy due to the sales of his second novel, while Felix Melnotte is a professional dancer sensitive about his working class roots. Genial commercial traveller Captain Soames is a chess enthusiast, delighted at the prospect of games after well-known player and, as it turns out, amateur sleuth Dr Luke Constantine seeks shelter at the Noah's Ark while on his way to a tournament.

Also under the ancient roof we find Trevor -- readers never learn his surname -- a young, shy, and shabby chartered accountant's clerk, and Lord Romsey and his children Geoffrey. Angela. and Victoria. as well as wealthy widow Mrs van Dolen and her secretary Miss Hamilton. Mrs van Dolen is famous for her emerald girdle which in this instance means an item of dress known as a stomacher.

There's also Major Carew, a cad who drinks and attempts to force his attentions on young women, twittery elderly sisters Amy and Connie Adderley, and rich and attractive Mrs Orkney Cloude, something of a mystery though it is evident she knows at least one other guest at the inn and is not happy about it.

Right from the start the mystery rattles along at full tilt after Stuart is woken up the first night by the younger Miss Adderley, who is terrified after seeing a man in a mask lurking in the passage. They set off to investigate and suddenly the passage light is turned off. Subsequent incidents include rooms ransacked by unknown hands, an accidental fire revealing a secret, romances blooming, and the return of the masked man, who apparently possesses the ability to melt into thin air. The architecture of the ancient inn, a rambling structure containing more staircases, dark corners, landings, and floors than 2 legal, plays an important part in a plot involving hidden identities, robbery, and murder.

With much toing and froing inside and around the inn, The Crime At The Noah's Ark features a revolving cast of serial suspects and watchful alliances seasoned with a fair bit of excellent misdrection until its startling and somewhat complicated but fairly clued conclusion. Pencil and paper will aid readers to keep track of the large cast of characters and drawing a map of the establishment would be particularly helpful in keeping track of where characters are at various times, given a number of them are active during the night hours. For those who enjoy mayhem under the mistletoe, I should mention Christmas Day itself plays a small part in the narration but even so I award this novel an A.

E-text:The Crime at the Noah's Ark by Molly Thynne

Saturday, June 20, 2026

The Tell-Tale Trunk

by Mary

According to a song popular with children, Nellie the elephant packed her trunk before running off to join a circus, a very poor career decision if I may say so. By contrast, when the time arrived to pack my scarlet trunk for carriage to these shores, difficult decisions had to be made. Ultimately rather than practical items such as clothing, which could be purchased on arrival if necessary, its eclectic contents meant I had managed to squeeze part of my old home into its confines. Take that, Dr Who!

On reflection, just as bookcase shelves demonstrate their owner's interests, the tell-tale trunk clearly indicated what was important to me.

For example, among the number of items packed into a space seemingly too small to contain them, consider the brown pottery vase with a slight list and the silhouette of a cat applied to its front. Made by my younger sister, it became known as the Jean-Paul Memorial Vase. Jean-Paul was a half Siamese tabby supposed to accompany me to these shores but sadly due to a careless driver he departed permanently a week or two before I set off for the New World. *

There was also a large green jug painted with orange flowers pretending to be chrysanthemums, paired with two similarly decorated flat back wall vases so popular at one time. Apparently the jug held pride of place on the hall windowsill of the cottage to which my family was evacuated during the war but where the vases were hung remains a mystery. My trunk also held examples of cabbageware comprised of two bowls masquerading as half-cabbages and a snack or relish server formed of three cabbage leaves meeting in a wishbone shape with a tomato knob at its centre. If such a category exists I would nominate these items as prime examples of the jolie laide school of china.

I must not overlook mention of a charming china toast rack with floral decorations, equally useful as a letter rack, and the elegant cake trowel with its pattern of blue flowers. The small scarlet non-stick saucepan still in service at Maywrite Towers is not only practical but also a reminder of day trips to London to visit friends. It was purchased in the Tottenham Court Road, still a prime location to find beautiful and stylish home wares.

At the other end of the colour palette, Dad constructed piggy banks in the shape of benches painted beige for me and my sister. These money boxes accepted coins through a slot in their seats and the official method of retrieving our cash involved undoing the screws holding their bases in place. We found it easier to get our pennies back by holding a bank upside down and wiggling a thin-bladed knife in its slot to coax our pennies out into the open, thus demonstrating children are ever inventive.

Speaking of inventive, along with family letters and photos, some of my early scribbles found their way into the trunk as did the novels devoted to the lives of the March family. They were a gift when I was eleven and I still re-read these popular stories every couple of years. Jo was my favourite character and I've noticed a number of writers have made the same declaration.

I should also mention my collection of penguins, including a heavy blue glass example in modernistic style (an excellent paperweight) and an egg timer guarded by a penguin, which I felt was unkind. Two plastic Christmas ornaments from long before I was born also made the trip -- a dark red star and a leaping blue deer sporting antlers, reminding me of the running deer mentioned in the Christmas carol. They accompanied a fairy doll tree-topper. She had suffered somewhat over the years, poor thing, having lost one of her red high-heeled shoes and most of the gold glitter from her tulle dress and magic wand. Despite the damage to her wardrobe she still majestically ruled the Christmas tree every year.

When I went to Port Canaveral to retrieve my trunk the official who examined its contents asked more than once if there was anything else to declare. Perhaps he noticed its glaring lack of apparel but all the garments I possessed arrived in two suitcases already dealt with when I passed through the customs hall at Miami Airport. The inspector involved was a charming fellow who asked me out to dinner that evening so I have no doubt more than one marriage has resulted from a meeting over someone's rummaged luggage!

* See Jean-Paul's Memorial Tombola at https://reed-mayer-mysteries.blogspot.com/p/our-essays.html#jean